About five times a year, I re-learn that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people.
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we miss 100% of the sips we dont take, babes
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me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck
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Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.
good he deserves it
he is a good boy
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