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girl121796:

quite honestly im walking into 2017 with a knife 

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pervocracy:

About five times a year, I re-learn that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people.

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we miss 100% of the sips we dont take, babes

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hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

image

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teapotsubtext:

me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck

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popcornfunction:

“I didn’t say anything”

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y3:

*waits all week for the weekend*
*does nothing*

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tiffanarchy:

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squigglydigg:

Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.

good he deserves it

he is a good boy

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intrude:

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running you should start running too because something is coming. 

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screamedsooloud:

this is for that anon earlier who somehow didn’t know what acoustic version of teardrops on my guitar i was referring to. anon please enjoy not only the amount of note changes in this clip BUT ALSO HOW PERFECT THEY ARE. 

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